It’s official – our brand new Topped tubs
Item number 1
Bag the Top Bunk
Haven’t got a bunk bed? Then build one. It’s the only way to get a proper snooze-on these days. How else are you supposed to dream of the Topped deliciousness? Duh.
Item number 2
Pizza Topping Champion
Unfortunately, you can’t go around eating Topped ALL day long. So when savoury calls you’ve sadly become that person who steals all the topping off the pizza and leaves the base sitting there like a nudist at a water park. Avert your eyes, children!
Item number 3
Top a la Mode
Forget the pants, your new ‘thing’ is tops. It’s all about the top half, that top-on-top-of-top-on-top-of-top-on-top-of- top look. How do you top a good top? Add more tops! Simple. You might want to stock up on deodorant though.
Item number 4
Going Up Unnecessarily
Going up? No? Get in anyway and enjoy the ride up to the tippity-top of the building. Who cares if you only work on the 2nd floor, let them judge because you know that the topped is where it’s at.
Item number 5
Top Hats are Back
Watch out hipsters – there’s a new ridiculous trend in town and it will add 10 inches to your height and ego. Now you can look even fancier while you dig into your tremendous tub of Topped.
Item number 6
Never again will you be the topee, you can top anything anybody ever says EVER. Even if it’s a lie. If they’ve been to Tenerife, you’ve been to Elevenerife. If they flew business class you took a private jet.
Item number 7
Own the Top Deck
Had a bad day? Head to the topped deck and leave your troubles on the bottom floor with the grandmas and the buggies. From way up here all you can see is a clear stretch home taking you back to your beloved tub of Topped.
Item number 8
Peaked Your Interest
For one reason or another you’ve developed an obsession with climbing mountains. If you’re not at work or at home there’s a 78% chance you’re at the top of a peak digging into that fudgy Topped goodness.
Item number 9
Climb Up Top
When on the rare occasion a human pyramid begins to form, not many folks would put themselves forward for that topped spot. But since discovering the magic of Topped there’s really only one option. Get climbing.
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