We’ve made a lot of euphoric flavours over the years, but, for better or worse, some of them have moved on to the great waffle cone in the sky. Tears of sadness are shed for our dearly de-pinted flavours, and we receive several thousand requests each year from our fans begging us to rein-cone-ate their favourite fallen flavour. Here are the most mourned of the bunch…and who knows? One of them may rise from the graveyard once again!
Item number 1
Vanilla Ice Cream with a Marshmallow Swirl & White Chocolatey Polar Bear Shaped Chunks
Full-Time Flavour 2006-2015
From the moment that this flavour went,
There’s been no end to fans’ lament.
White chocolate & marshmallows are a combination hard to beat,
So keep your fingers crossed for the resurrection of this creamy treat.
Item number 2
All Or Nut-ting
A Chocolatey Hazelnut Core Surrounded by Chocolate & Hazelnut Ice Creams with Chocolate Chunks
Full-Time Flavour 2013-2014
The thing with this hazelnutty flavour,
Is that you either give it your all or nut-ting.
So when our fans began to waver,
This old favourite went running!
Item number 3
Phish Food Frozen Yoghurt
Chocolate Frozen Yoghurt with Gooey Marshmallow Swirls, Caramel Swirls and Fudge Fish
Limited Batch Flavour 2008-2010
Phish Food is loved all across the globe,
A tub can be found in many abode.
But when we switched its creamy base for something more refreshing,
Our fans no longer found it quite so arresting.
Item number 4
Caramel Ice Cream with Prailine Almond Clusters & Caramel Swirls
Full-Time Flavour, 2010-2012
Fairly Nuts fans are all boo-hooing:
What were we thinking? What’re we’re doing?
Whatever this flavour's fate may be,
We’re gonna need a referee.
Item number 5
Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookies and Chocolate Chip Cookies and a Chocolatey Cookie Swirl
Full Time Flavour, 2012-2014
They say you can never have too many cookies,
At least that was the case, according to Woody.
In the end this combination proved too much,
So it headed to the graveyard where it remains, untouched.
Item number 6
Strawberry Shortcake Greek Style Frozen Yoghurt
Ice Cream with Greek Style Yoghurt, Strawberries & Shortcake Chunks
Full-time Flavour, 2014-2015
Greek Yoghurt is certainly an acquired taste,
But we thought this flavour would never be replaced.
Oh how wrong we were, so we said our goodbyes,
As we waved this tub off and dried our eyes.
A few parting words:
The lawyers made us say this
And for once we do agree:
Graveyard flavours aren’t “D.O.A.”
Instead, they’re “T.B.D.”*
*To Be Dug up